10 Cheesy Literary Pick-Up Lines That Will Get You Slapped

This may sound like an opening line, but…Call me Ishmael.

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Literary pick up lines? Yeah, why not!

Book geek? Need a date?

Well, you’ve come to the wrong place. Here’s 10 literary pick-up lines to make you have an embarrassing weekend, full of shame, rejection, and self-loathing.

Here we go:

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